Last night has a picture story:)

I loved this joke so I had to share it today. You will get the real skinny tomorrow when I post “about last night”. Pictures will be going up this week:)

A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says, “Hi there, good lookin’. How’s it going?”

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, “Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean… It just doesn’t matter to me. I’ve been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-ass love it.”

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, “No kidding. I’m a lawyer too. What firm are you with?”

Thanks Steve for this joke and the incredible “story” Kisses!

xxx
Brandi