I think you will like this one:)
> >> >From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
> >>
> >> What makes 100%?
> >>
> >> What does it mean to give more than a 100%?
> >>
> >> Ever wonder about those people who say they
> >> are giving more than 100%?
> >>
> >> We have all been to those meetings where
> >> someone wants you to give more than 100%.
> >>
> >> How about achieving 103%?
> >>
> >> Well, here’s a little mathematical formula
> >> that might help you answer these questions:
> >>
> >> If the letters of the alphabet A B C D E F G H
! > >> I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
> >> were represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
> >> 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
> >> then:
> >>
> >> H – A – R – D – – W – O – R – K
> >> would be: 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
> >>
> >> and, K – N – O – W – L – E – D – G – E
> >> 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
> >>
> >> but, A – T – T – I – T – U – D – E
> >> 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
> >>
> >> however – –B – U – L – L – S – H – I – T
> >> 2+21+12+12+19+! 8+9+20 = 103%
> >>
> > > and, look how far ass kissing will take you:
> >> A – S – S – – K – I – S – S – I – N – G
> >> 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%.
> >>
> >> So, one can then conclude with mathematical
> >> certainty that:
> >>
> >> While, HARD WORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you
> >> close, and, ATTITUDE will get you there, it’s
> >> BULLSHIT & ASS KISSING that will put you over the top!
Thanks again P for the laughs!
xxx
Brandi
