Happy Thursday all……..this is hilarious

THE YEAR’S BEST (actual) HEADLINES OF 2005 :

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

[No, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

[That’ll stop ’em.]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

[What a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

[No-good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

[I’ll bet that will work better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace

[I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

[Ya think?]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

[Who’da THUNK!]

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

[They may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

[You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?]

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

[He probably IS the battery charge!]

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

[Weren’t they fat enough?!]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

[That’s what he gets for eating those beans!]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

[Do they Taste like chicken?]

Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

[Boy, are they tall!]

And the winner is….

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Now that you’ve smiled at least once, it’s your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (Maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling!!

Thanks Pheonix for passing this on…

xxx
Brandi

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This Hotwife Blog Entry Was Posted By: Brandi Love
This Hotwife Diary Post Was Made On: Thursday, May 4, 2006 at 8:39 pm
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