Thanks Steve for the joke! How appropriate:)
Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in
The first guy said, “I don’t think I’ll ever do that again! Ever since we got back, my old lady flings her arms and hollers, ‘7 come 11’ all night, and I haven’t had a wink of sleep!”
The second guy said, “I know what you mean! My old lady played blackjack the whole time we were there and now she slaps the bed all night and hollers ‘hit me light or hit me hard,’ and I haven’t had a wink of sleep either!”
The third guy said, “You guys think you have it bad! My old lady played the slots the whole time we were there. Now, every morning, I wake up with a sore penis and a butt full of quarters!”
xxx
Brandi