Date day
Believe it or not I am writting you from the office! Michael and I are having date day and we have managed to, by choice, come in for a few hours and get some work done. With Howard Stern coming up Friday there is a bunch of preparing to do and I do not want to start Monday behind! Besides…..the office is an REALLY fun place to be *wink*
I hope you all had a great weekend and I look forward to an awesome week. A friend sent this fantastic piece I think will, at minimum, get a smile out of you!
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as
part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take
this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.”
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and
gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:
“Well, doc, it’s like this – first I tried with my right hand, but
nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I
asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left,
still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then
with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady
next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and
she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.
The doctor was shocked! “You asked your neighbor?”
The old man replied, “Yep. None of us could get the jar open”.
xxx
Brandi
