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1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(Be cause they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(They don’t have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

(They don’t stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

(You’re laughing, aren’t you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(So they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(You need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(Don’t know…it never happened)

( C’mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

And the personal favorite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

(Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn)

Remember, if you haven’t got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart…Then you are just an old sour fart.

Thanks Mr. Big…too silly!

xxx
Brandi

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