Just to get a smile out of ya!

The Blonde and the Porch

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself
out as a “handy-woman” and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do
neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and
asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

“Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch”, he said.
“How much will you charge me?”

The blonde quickly responded, “How about $50?” The man agreed and
told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the
garage.

The man’s wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, “Does
she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house”?

He responded, “That’s a bit cynical, isn’t it?”

The wife replied, “You’re right. I guess I’m starting to believe
all those ‘dumb blonde’ jokes we’ve been getting by e-mail lately.”

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her
money. “You’re finished already?” the husband asked.

“Yes,” the blonde replied, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it
two coats.” Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50
and handed it to her. “And by the way”, the blonde added, “it’s not
a Porch, it’s a Lexus”.

Now that is a good one! Thanks Eagle:)

xxx
Brandi