Fun reading!
Ok so I totally blew it! I swear I thought all day it was Wednesday. Thank goodness somehow I did manage to get E to her Dentist. Perfect teeth she has, YEAH no cavaties! We had Mommy Daughter day and what a blast. Shopping, playing, nails, lunch and to top it off a mid-day nap together…..heavenly.
I receivrd this hilarious email the other day and just must share some of these blond jokes;
WHICH IS FARTHER
Two blondes living in
talking……..and one blonde says to the other:
“Which do you think is
farther away……….
blonde turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can you see
CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells
the mechanic it died. After he works! on it for a few
minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, “What’s the story?”
He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor”
She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks
her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your
act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today
you expect me to show it to you!”
RIVER WALK
There’s this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a
river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
“Yoo-hoo!” she shouts, “How can I get to the other side?”
The second blonde looks up the river then down the
river and shouts back, “You ARE on the other side.”
KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on
the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that
the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing
that she was oblivious to his flashing lights
and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned
on his bullhorn and yelled , “PULL OVER!”
“NO!” the blonde yelled back, “IT’S A SCARF!”
BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one
day. The Russian said, “We were the first in space!”
The American said, “We were the first on the moon!”
The Blonde said, “So what? We’re going to be the first
on the sun!” The Russian and the American looked at
each other and shook their heads. “You can’t land on the
sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!” said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, ! “We’re not stupid, you know.
We’re going at night!”
IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was
her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on
Science & Nature. Her question was,
“If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name,
can you hear it?” She thought for a time and then
asked, “Is it on or off?”
FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had
acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names
were. The blonde responded by saying that one
was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend
said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?”
“Hellllllllooo,” answered the blonde. “They’re watch dogs!”
Hope you laughed as hard as I did! Thanks Eagle🙂
Xxx
Brandi
